So I got a song stuck in my head...

But the thing is, it isn't an existing song. I got a made-up Broadway Musical song stuck in my head, one of my own creation.

So I figured I should share it.

I feel the need to reiterate: this is not a song written about anyone I know.
This is, explicitly, a fictional character, singing about a fictional person. I don't even know anything about the singer or the person they're singing about. The singer could be a good person or could be a total misogynistic jerk or anything in-between. The person being sung about could be a total manipulative bitch or a literal angel or anything in-between. They could be close, they could be enemies, I don't know, all I know is that I got a rather catchy tune stuck in my head with some rather humorous lyrics and that the style of them is of a broadway play musical.

I'm not even sure if this is the entirety of the song, or just the choruses of the song.

But I figured I may as well share it:

She's a bitch! (she's a bitch!)
A real-life witch! (real-life witch!)
She's got no respect for rules 'cause she's rich!

She's a bitch! (she's a bitch!)
I really wish! (really wish!)
She wasn't so seductive with her lips!
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She's a bitch! (she's a bitch!)
A real-life witch! (real-life witch!)
What was I thinking when I gave that kiss?

She's a bitch! (she's a bitch!)
I wanna ditch! (wanna ditch!)
But she's so hypnotic with those tits!
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She's a bitch! (she's a bitch!)
A real-life witch! (real-life witch!)
She's the type of person I shouldn't miss!

She's a bitch! (she's a bitch!)
She gives an itch! (gives an itch!)
But she's so magnetic with those hips!



Obviously, the parts in parentheses are sung by backup singers, to support the lead singer on this song. The last three syllables on the long lines are emphasized, with the same emphasis as the short lines.

I find it a rather humorous, but apt, song.