Because I suck.
That's a pretty apt description. I don't have any real reason. I just am not doing anything productive in spite of having the power to do something productive. I want to waste time. I want to do nothing. I hate myself for wanting this nothingness, hate myself for wanting to not accomplish anything, but I just can't resist it right now.
I'm doing nothing, for no good reason, just because that's what I'm doing.