I feel sick.
Really, really sick.
Not cough cough sick.
As in, "could maybe vomit" sick.
I don't think I can work a full shift today, so I asked my boss for some help. Still gonna go to work though, since I don't know how quickly I can get a response. (Plus, I have stuff there already.) I just feel like me working today would be a Very Bad Idea, because my body? REALLY doesn't feel like it's up for the task.
I can't eat breakfast because if I did, I feel like I'd just hurl.
The cup of coffee I did have feels like it was a serious mistake as-is.
So, uh, yeah...that blog title?
That very well could happen to me today.